Words of Luke MarchieYour #1 source for generally useless information

“Comments are the lifeblood of any blog.”

Quote me on that Seth Godin…

From now on I’m approving all comments and re-approving spam comments I’ve gotten since “the beginning”

The spammers and their malicious software took to the time to really find and enjoy my website so I think I they at least deserve a legitimate no-follow link back to their very successful businesses.

In fact, I’ll do them a huge solid and give them legitimate outbound links that should help get all that extra viagra inventory really moving.  My Google PageRank of “0″ should really help get those products to the front of the SERPs.

From now on any spammer who wants a link please contact me via e-mail (or comment spam) with your name, product, short description, link URL, and anchor text you want to appear.  Shit even throw me an image or something I’ll post it in this entry.

For now I’ll post the link and the excellent comments you’ve left.

While this goes against everything I hold dear you can even have my e-mail address: luke@lukemarchie.com

So without further ado here is my list.  These are legitimate services here people, I highly and deeply recommend each and everyone of them.

But really people do not click on these most likely they are adult sites that would get you fired.

Spam Comment Linkback List

Webcam Sex Live

Comment:

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My Review:

Webcam Sex Live (http://www.webcamvice.com/) is an excellent adult videocam site that really caters to the guy that needs to “get off on the go”.  The models are simply lovely and their customer service line is top notch.  If my cam goes down at 4am before the big interview I can call them at any time and get things “up” and running.  In addition their comment really made me think about the way I treat women in society and ya know I’m gonna work on that thanks to this comment…

Penis Enlargement Review

Comment (one of many):

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My Review:

Finally I can go to one site and review all the penis enlargement pills out there on the market instead of painstakingly doing my own research.  I mean it’s my penis so I want to make sure I’m making the best choice for ME.

It’s not worth it to snort 20 grams of SteelVein when 1 gram of PermaBone rubbed on the shaft is gonna do the trick so thankfully I can get that kind of vital information at Penis Enlargement Review.

They cover all of the bases when it comes to penis enlargement pills, and I admire their tenacity.  They left well thought out comments on almost all my posts.  Nice job SEO team of The Penis Enlargement Review!

Kaibnfixsa

Comment:

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My Review:

With an excellent collection of handbags, Kaibnfixsa is my go to source for all my handbags.  Whether I’m dressing in drag for a night out with the girls, filling my purse with rocks so I can knock out a store clerk and steal more handbags, or even just runnin’ out to the store for a pack of Newport 120′s, Kaibnfixsa has the handbag for the occasion.

7 Day Cash Bullet

Comment:

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My Review:

Thomas Robinson was a retired police officer when he found himself unable to support him and his family.  Thank god we have the internet these days so nice guys like him can make money online fast, Fast, FAST!!!

After becoming “completely devestated” Tom discovered the secret that will allow you to literally make a bullet out of your hard earned cash in just 7 days.

I mean why take the time to mail those pesty debt collectors your checks when you can storm into United Future Collections Agency with a gun filled with cash bullets.  BYE BYE BAD CREDIT SCORE!

While Tom didn’t take the time to do more than copy and paste the name of the post, it’s probably because he’s too busy making millions off the internet while I sit here and slop away for naught.

Again if any other spammers want me to add them to my master list of “companies” don’t hesitate to e-mail luke@lukemarchie.com.

Even though my career consists of helping companies generate business online, I often times ignore the big picture.

Me.

I am the big picture.

As one might expect, I need to keep abreast of all the most high-end Internet Marketing and SEO tactics.  Some might expect I read thousands of blogs and newsletters a day, but that simply isn’t true.

Despite popular belief MySpace is still the powerhouse of online business transactions.

(FlashPhilly was nice enough to make this page for me http://www.myspace.com/lukemarchie)

It’s where deals happen and if you freakin’ ignore it you better log in Friendster and tell your idiot friends how much of an ignorant old man you are.

Sorry I lost my composure.

After reading this article (which pretty much summarizes the pool of human knowledge about Social Media) I decided to get active.

Despite creating more than 20 Twitter accounts for multiple clients I have yet to make my own.

So after deleting some random accounts people have made in my namesake (LadiesManLuke was one…) I created my very own using…you guessed it my full name.

I’m not going to tweet anything or even update my photo until I have 100 followers.  I will still go ahead and install a twitter feed on my sidebar though…

I figure that will turn the social media world on it’s back.

https://twitter.com/#!/lukemarchie

With a recent influx of new traffic, I decided to take a look at what kind of traffic I’m getting through Google…keyword style

Posted below is a sample of the top and bottom performing keywords people have used to find my site and waste their time looking for legitimate information.

It was through this analysis that I came upon what could possibly be an enormous opportunity for driving quality traffic to LukeMarchie.com

Yes…

Like me you’ve noticed Keyword #32 is the answer.  As I am little more than a container for an extremely vast amount of Internet Marketing knowledge, I’ve decided to perform a little SEO campaign strictly on Keyword #32.

In addition I have been entrusted with $75 dollars worth of Google AdWords clicks.

I have decided to spend this money by buying cheap clicks from foreign countries which should roughly average out to 7500 visitors at a rate of 1 penny a visit.

As I’m sure this is a tremendous business opportunity I will have to create something special.