Posted by Luke | Posted in Photoshop | Posted on 12-08-2011
The photos of me on the internet don’t really do my any justice. Not only do I frighten small dogs and children, but I’m just too awkward to make a normal face in photos.
I freakin’ try man.
I stand in front of my mirror practicing smiles.
I cut photo’s out of womens magazines and cut up all the faces until I make my perfect face which I then try my hardest to imitate….
It just doesn’t work.
But luckily for me my friends are all beautiful, so my face usually blends quite nicely into the crowd.
Though sometimes if you really look at my face,
Then Photoshop it out,
Then paste it on all my friends faces,
You begin to really get an idea of why I only take pictures in large crowds.
“Oh what a scary group! Don’t want to run into those normal looking people after dark! J/K! They seem nice…”
“Woah wait a sec are those all brothers or something? Do you think they make love to each other with that face on?”
“OMG St. Practice Day! That is toats funny LOL! Those boys at Lambda Chi sure seemed to have a great time!”
“Oh dear that poor dog. I bet they like get sexual with it and stuff. You never know with those frat guys”
This last one is a little blurry – but if it wasn’t I think it would be the cream of the crap. Whoops I mean crop.
“Minus that kid under the umbrella it looks like everyone was just havin’ a super blast at that concert! OMG party right!? LOLZ!”
“Oh wow if his face wasn’t so blurry this would have come out better”
If anyone can help teach me how to smile… how to laugh again… maybe even how to replace the clutch in my 2001 Honda Civic Coupe, please let me know.