Posted by Luke | Posted in Live Music Archive, Music | Posted on 13-07-2011
I usually use my digital recorder to try and take what they call “upskirt” or “publicly inappropriate” recordings of women on public transportation.
I don’t need photo’s to get off – I get by on the soft ruffling of underwear, the sound of two meaty thighs slapping together as their owner waddles to McDonalds, the faint hiss of a woman passing gas…
What can I say I’m an audiophile…
In other news here’s an original song I wrote aptly entitled “Luke’s Song”
The amount of sweat-slicked “shirts vs. skins” band practice that led up to this is negligible, no, nonexistent.
Stars include:
- Me: Guitar
- Greg “CraigBlast” Blass: Keys
- Mike “Mic” Cutler: Drums
- Chris “Hey My Name is Renfro” Renfro: Bass
Without further ado, get ready for “Luke’s Song”
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Posted by Luke | Posted in "Friend" Content | Posted on 18-03-2011
The best phone call of my life occurred last night:
*Ring Ring Ring*
Luke: “Hello Greg, why are you calling me from inside my apartment?”
Greg: “I’m in the bathroom”
Luke: “Yeah I do recall you being up there”
Greg: “I need a favor Luke…”
Luke: “We are out of toilet paper aren’t we…”
Greg: “Actually yes…we are”
Luke: “Just give me money for it and I’ll go”
Greg: “I am out of cash”
Luke: “Then it looks like we are back to square one aren’t we”
Once I decided to just eat the $1.79 and buy toilet paper for my own apartment I proceeded to tell EVERYONE at 7-11 why I was buying toilet paper.
I am great!
Posted by Luke | Posted in Health, Photos | Posted on 24-02-2011
We all go through changes.
For some they take place overnight before the big talent show in front of your entire high school.
Luckily your voice changed during the intro of your cover of “Ring of Fire” so all the chicks loved it.
For me it was 2007…
I was 22 years old…
No pictures from 2007 exist to my knowledge, but the horrifying transition between 2006 and 2008 is evident in the photographs.
This is my story.
(Edit: last minute addition below: I’m all business now…)
(Edit 2: last minute Drano plug…trust me)
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