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Here is a collection of original work tastefully crafted by a group of my peers.   Their work gives a excellent window into just how much darned respectful they are of my reputation and image.

I am not responsible for the creation of any of this.  If you have a secret collection of Luke photoshops ready to hit the public please send them to luke@lukemarchie.com and I will post them no matter how degrading they are to my image.

The first photo below is an beautifully crafted image of my likeness complete with a clever placement of the “FourLoko” logo in the lower right.   It says both nothing… and everything… about the world we live in today.  The “Ying and Yang” between the two photo’s that were combined really highlights Harry’s eye for detail behind the camera.

And isn’t this one just a doosey!  Why it’s one of those signs you guys called me crazy for hanging up all over the city.  WELL WHO’S THE VIRGIN NOW BOYS?!  Greg did an excellent job below of capturing all that emotion and exuberance that follows a mans first sexual experience, as well as help circulate the ever changing rumors regarding my sexual prowess.

Finally something I can show my children.  In one of the more tasteful renditions of my likeness Kelly really captures the essence of both denim, and Luke, and places the two on a backdrop that speaks volumes about today’s political climate.

In the first portrayal of my image on another man’s body here I “possess” Billy Ray Cyrus.  The cock bulge really reflects well on both the current state of modern music, as well as the greats that built it’s foundation.  Thanks to FlashPhilly for that one…

A hidden gem by Greg from the archives of 2238 Kimball Street.  While the caption could use a little work, I did not want to ruin the immaturity that this piece has captured so well.

An interesting (if not hastily done) photoshop of myself as Justice Beaver.  Courtesy of Bex at The Young and the Tasteless, the squareness of her facial cropping (yeah that sounds weird doesn’t it?)  might be saying “It’s still hip to be a square”.

Some concept album art for our new Children’s Record distributed by ZODIAC PRODUCTIONS!

Some more shots from our photo session below:

(edit: i need to adjust the spacing around here it looks like shit)

For those of you who have never “SWF”ed somebody its about time you rented the 1992 classic “Single White Female” and then talked to Trish for the basics. . .

If you haven’t seen this movie this post just looks plain ol’ weird.

If you have seen the movie it still does look weird.

If my real life “Hedra” would like me to add a black rectangle I will.

I call this piece:

“New Haircuts, New Beginnings”

And this is entitled:

“When one door closes…another window opens that you can throw a dog out of”

And finally:

“I shouldn’t have to ask you, to ask me, how my day was!?”

And that sums up the greatest Netflix movie of all time…

Luke

Although I’m still updating my WordPress theme I’d like to showcase some “2010″ memories I have edited to become “Grandma Safe”.

I will create a “Grandma Approved” stamp tomorrow.  These will be temporarily tagged with their post-photoshopped file names.

“Face Rectangle” -Fall 2010

“Rectangle Party” -Fall 2010

“Table Rectangle” -Winter 2010

“Rectangle Friends” -Winter 2010

Wow those non-denominational times sure were fun!

Hope you enjoy these Gran!